Anonymous Comment Posting...

... will now be disabled from my blog.

I mean, selfishly I am hoping this will make my anonymous readers publicly follow my blog where they are free to comment their little hearts out.

But my main reasoning behind this is: anonymous= creepy. I don't mind criticism and I LOVE feedback on my posts. I rarely delete comments (good or bad) and all I ask in return is you, dear readers, possess the balls (not necessarily LITERAL balls, ladies) to leave your name along with your remarks.

Just trying to cut down on stalkers. I wouldn't stalk me anyway, for the following reasons:

1) I'm actually really annoying in real life. I would wear on your nerves if you kidnapped me and held me captive in your basement. You'd be begging me to leave. I whine a lot, I'm sort of high-maintenance and my demands as your hostage (room temperature bottled water, green grapes off the stem, chilled Moscato- Barefoot brand ONLY!, use of your shower at least twice a day with warmed Egyptian cotton towels waiting for me when I emerge, etc.) would make you regret the day you started pinning various pictures of me on that wall in your "safe room."

2) My dog will eat your vital body parts if you try to creep around me.

3) I own pepper spray.

4) My boyfriend is bigger than you. I promise.

5) I know karate.

Ok, one of these is a lie. But you get the point.

Thanks for reading!

XOXOXO Amanda